Zela pretends to be a luxury health center, but it's just a small gym. It's overcrowded and far too overpriced. The trainers are not helpful and stand around talking to each other. There aren't many machines, and the free-weights area is always a mess. Bathrooms are slippery, dirty, and frequently they run out of towels so I have to shower at home. The management always tries to sell me things like 'ion balance bracelets' and 'fit-vibe training'... please, how stupid do they think I am?